Things have changed again on the home front. I forgot to mention a few months back that the kids we had living with us ended up fucking off one day, without paying bills or rent, so we ended up royally screwed. Thankfully, Karishma was looking for some where to live, and go figure, she thought she could put up with the likes of us and 3 cats. She’s been an awesome house mate. I still can’t get over how well we get along when living together. We’ve known each other for years and never been super tight, but we’ve both got very strong personalities so I really had reservations that we’d clash. Turns out, she’s a Caramello Koala like me…hard chocolate outside, gooey caramel centre, and she’s been fantastic to live with.
Nate on the other hand who I love and while, great to live with, is the kind of house mate that makes you want to scream. Every few months, he meets a girl, loses his mind and decides he wants to move in with them. In December, he had plans to move to Tasmania, which is what prompted my post about the likelihood of me becoming a travelling hobo roaming the streets. Of course, he broke up with the girl he was moving to Tassie for, and decided to stay in Melbourne for another 12 months. Guaranteed. I told him I wouldn’t sign the lease again if he wasn’t willing to commit to another 12 months. Sure, no problem… Well, that was the plan, til he met a new girl and no later than 2 months later, he’s decided to up and move to Buttfuck Nowhere, country Victoria. I haven’t seen him in God knows how long, he’s been staying with her for the last month and a half, but apparently he has put some ads online looking for a new house mate. I have told him I won’t be pushed into taking on housemates like the kids who lived here (at his insistence…I was being “judgemental” by saying I thought they would rip us off…ha!) just so he can get out of the lease. We’re looking for a professional male who’s happy to live outside in the bungalow, who comes and goes as he pleases and isn’t going to be bringing moronic friends to the house. If you know someone who fits this description, hell, it might even be you…drop me a line.
I think I have a brain tumour. I have this lump on my head, which will probably turn out to be some sort of cyst (eww), and it hurts like buggery. It’s causing half my head to hurt! Knowing my luck, it’ll be some sort of parasitic twin that didn’t form properly in the womb. IF that’s the case, I’m quitting this life and starting anew as a carney in the Freakshow.
In any case, I certainly won’t be the hunchback freak of the travelling circus, thanks to the Mothership and the old man. They were awesome enough to get me a new mattress for my birthday, and I’ll be fucked if it isn’t the most comfortable thing of all time. There’s a high probability that if you’re reading this, I’ve slept with you at some point you’ve been to my house and sat on my bed, so you would know my old mattress was less comfortable than a sweeping of hay in a corner. The new mattress is so thick and comfy, it almost makes my bed look like a loft bed! I’m thinking I might need some sort of step ladder just to climb atop of it every night. I’m giddy just thinking about how perfectly comfortable my new bed is, which is a dangerous thing given my propensity to spend an insane amount of time in bed as it is.
While I love my new mattress with all my newly aligned spine, I will miss the old one. Every person I’ve ever slept with has shagged on that bed at some point, so invariably, it holds a lot of…memories. Granted, if the CSI team shone the blue light over it, it would light up like Chernobyl, putting most Formulae One motels to shame. Goodbye shitful blue mattress with your lack of spinal support, we had a lot of good times but now it’s time for you to be dragged onto the nature strip, the way of all soiled mattresses, waiting patiently for a scavenger to pick you up and give you a good home in a spare room somewhere. RIP 1998-2008. You will be sadly missed.
It turns out I suck at editing movies and I have a stockpile on my hard drive of everything I’ve filmed since Xmas. I’m thinking about just releasing it as a “best of” compilation, rather than trying to make 6 or 7 lack lustre youtube clips that no one will ever watch anyway. I promise to get it done in the next few days.
That’s about all I’ve got for the moment. Hope things are awesome for you