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Sick.

The past two weeks have sucked like a tranny on Gray Street. I’ve been lucky to do anything except get out of bed. I’ve had a wicked case of Tonsillitis that’s seen me absolutely wrecked. I still feel like I deep throated a studded dog collar, but thankfully this second lot of anti-biodics are starting to work.
While I’ve been sick, I’ve caught up on lots of good TV like Weeds Season 3, Angel and We Can Be Heroes, so it hasn’t been all bad, you know between the vomiting and the excruciating pain of swallowing my own saliva.

Anyone know of somewhere I can live? I’m gonna be homeless in a few weeks.

FOUND!

SHE’S HOME!!!!

Thankyou to everyone who sent messages and good vibes for Collie Cat to come home!
Yesterday afternoon I was in the toilet and I heard this familiar meowing from outside. Before I could get my pants up, Nate threw open the toilet door and there was Columbo in his arms! She’s home!
I think she got locked in someones garage, because she’s lost a stack of weight in the last week. I’ve been feeding her kitten food and keeping her content with snuggles. She’s a bit weird and meowy if I leave the room, but that’s only natural. I’m just happy to have my baby girl back after 9 nights!

You’re all gems.

I’ve Come to Realize

1. I’ve come to realize that my ex’s: all missed out big time!
2. I’ve come to realize that, I talk: too quickly, often prompting questions about whether or not I’m a speed freak.
3. I’ve come to realize that, I love: my insane family more than I ever thought I could.
4. I’ve come to realize that, I have: potential to be something better than I am.
5. I’ve come to realize that, I lost: my mind a long time ago.
6. I’ve come to realize that, I hate it when: things change.
7. I’ve come to realize that, Marriage: is best started with a whirlwind trip to Las Vegas.
8. I’ve come to realize that, somewhere, someone is thinking: of a hilarious Simpsons moment.
9. I’ve come to realize that, I’ll always be: loyal to those I love.
10. I’ve come to realize that, I have a crush on : somebody inappropriate.
11. I’ve come to realize that, The last time I truly cried was: long enough ago that I don’t remember, even though I feel so guilty saying that.
12. I’ve come to realize that, My cell phone is: the best thing I’ve bought in years.
13. I’ve come to realize that, When I wake up in the morning: I’m frightfully chirpy
14. I’ve come to realize that, Before I go to sleep at night I: think about conversations that have never happened but how they would go if they had.
15. I’ve come to realize that, Right now I am thinking about: how much I miss the warmth of Collie Cat sleeping in the crook of my arm.
16. I’ve come to realize that, Babies are: not an option right now, much to my mothers dismay.
17.I’ve come to realize that, I get on myspace: when I’m ridiculously bored.
18. I’ve come to realize that, Today: was a great day coz I scored a new couch.
19. I’ve come to realize that, Tonight I will: de-fuzz because I feel like a Yetti.
20. I’ve come to realize that, Tomorrow I will: find a dentist who can fix my 2.30.
21. I’ve come to realize that, I really want to: commit to therapy.