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Maybe I’m getting to be an old biddy, but is there something wrong with a 9 year old girl wearing this tee shirt?

Granted, I was shopping in Frankston at the time, but seriously! The kid I saw it on was with her mum at the time, and I just kept thinking “Mum has got to know what this tee shirt implies!” Damn you Supre, I wish a pox upon all your similar looking staff in skinny jeans and ‘ironic’ nu-wave tee shirts.

In other news, the Mothership and I went for lunch in Springvale on Saturday. We found this great little place around the back of Rhino Chasers (local poxy strip joint) that made the most fantastic Vermacelli Noodles with Prawn Rolls. Mmmm *drools* Afterwards we walked around the shops and I managed to snap a picture of some signs outside the Supermarket that never cease to make me laugh.

Nothing says ‘Welcome!’ like some CCTV images of banned shoppers.

I hung out at the Motherships for the rest of the evening, enjoyed some free dinner, came home and ‘partook of the herb’ as my old man would say. I need to find munchies that aren’t ridiculously expensive and fatty…not that I normally care, but after eating my way through a packet of 24 choc-chip cookies the other night, I figure there has to be another way!

My current annoyances are as follows;
-Cat Hair… It’s a wonder my fucking cats aren’t bald considering they shed so much hair. <insert obvious bald pussy joke here>
-The Managers at my local Safeway… I really don’t think they like me.  They look at me like I’m going to do the place over every time I set foot in the door. Do I really look that dodgy?
-Running out of Webspace and having to upgrade my plan… I really need to think about whether it’s worth 20 bucks a month to keep hosting my site. Although, I was surprised to know that the sum of my incoherent ramblings is nearly 50mb.
-The Shitty Trim I Got At The Hairdressers Today… I really am kinda pissed about the quality of the thinning out and trim I got. Then again, I shouldn’t bitch and moan about it considering it only cost me 9 bucks.
-Home Hair Dye Jobs That Turn Out Badly… self explanatory really.
-Random Facebook People… Who are you? I don’t know you so fuck off. PS. No I don’t want to join your shitty group.
-The Dominoes Pizza Guy… who I spoke to on the phone tonight. I told him I had a voucher for $6.95 delivery and he pretty much called me a liar. “I”m DAMN sure we don’t have $6.95 delivery…” So I went in and picked them up and took the voucher with me. When I showed him he was wrong he asked if he could keep the voucher…”Get your own DAMN voucher” I retorted as I walked out with my cheap pizzas. Nate and Andrea agreed that I had some Ricki Lake style head movements going on whilst I conversed with the Pizza Guy.
-People I Care About Losing People They Care About… death really does suck the big one.
-My Phone Charger Breaking…stupid bloody charger. Lucky I have my geeky back up USB one.

Yeah, that about covers all my whinging. Don’t really have anything else to complain about but trust me, I’m sure something will come up. Otherwise, things are pretty good. Driving lessons going well, looking for cars, have done the practice Hazard Perception Test about 100 times. Oh, Emily is moving out which sucks, but I’m sure her rats will be happier in a cat free environment! She’s moving in 2 weeks time I think, so I have to get onto finding a new housie. Emily, if you read this, I still expect free bakery treats, don’t think that by moving out you’re going to be avoid having to deliver me tasty baked goods. I demand chocolate scones!

Anyways, that’s about it. I’m gonna go and try and fix up my shitty dye job.
xoxox

Hit/Shit

Cunt of the Week

When people don’t back you up in arguments
You know what I mean! When you’re arguing or debating an issue with a friend/relative/spouse in the company of others and you know what you’re saying is right, but no one will back you up. I was watching Everybody Loves Raymond (meh, late night television) and the wife and the mother were arguing and the wife looks to her husband to back her up and he just goes silent! I just kept thinking, ‘Man, if that were my husband there’d be hell to pay!’.

Cancer
It’s Daffodil Day this August. I saw an ad on TV promoting it and it made me think that it’s been 10 years this month since my grandfather died of Bowel Cancer. I’m officially giving Cancer two thumbs down and a pineapple in the arse.

Writers Block
Screw you lousy unimaginative brain!

Landlords
While I’m sure there are plenty of decent Landlords out there, it’s been my experience that they are few and far between. I don’t understand why you’d buy an investment property and rent it out if you have no intention of tending to your tenants needs. It recently took us 2 months to have our broken heater replaced and even then, it was under duress. We’ve had a broken gate for 12 months, a rooted security screen door and a bathroom that desperately needs an exhaust fan, all of which have gone completely ignored by the Landlord. I’m awarding a hefty ‘Fuck You’ to poxy Landlords.

Champ of the Week

Stephen Curry
Could this guy be any better? He’s hilarious and an amazing actor. I hear that ‘The King’, the made for TV movie about the life of Graham Kennedy, is going to be on Ch9 in the next few weeks. If you didn’t get a chance to watch it on Foxtel, you should definitely see it on free to air. Stephen Curry is amazing in it!

Masturbation
It’s recently come to my attention that I haven’t had sex since May. (Not since the whole Mullet Adam incident which left a rather unpleasant taste in my mouth, pardon the pun.) I just haven’t wanted to go down that path with anyone of late, so I’ve turned to my trusty bedside drawer to solve all my desires. It’s so nice to get off and know that my vibrator won’t get up and leave to go overseas once we’ve got it on. Plus, I don’t have to wear nice underwear, put on a face full of make up or share my bed with anyone afterwards…well, except Columbo…but I kick her out while the action is going on, don’t stress.
I had a good laugh at some of the comments left on Sam de Britos blog when he addressed the subject of masturbation this week. Plenty of hilarious stories about getting caught trousers down.

Cats
Do I really need to tell you why they’re awesome?

Hot Clothes Straight Out of the Tumble Dryer
Seriously, when I put on a pair of warm trackie dacks plucked straight from the dryer it feels awesome. On a cold Winters night, there’s not much that can compare.

Smokes and Cats

I’m thinking about quitting smoking. Last time I tried I caved in after 36 hours or some such. Man, in hindsight that was a really poxy effort! It was actually a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. I’m giving thought to the idea of getting patches when I’m finished my deck of smokes and seeing how I go. I always thought I’d just be able to give up cold turkey, but I think that was wishful thinking. Let’s hope they’re still on special at the Chemist in Mordialloc.

Yesterday I went to Kmart and Nate and I discovered that they’d fucked up the pricing of cat food. Whiskas tins- 5 cents, so we bought something like 100 tins. The cats will be eating Lamb and Kidney for the rest of their lives! We figured our cats are far too picky to want to eat it for 100 days straight, so we donated half of them to the Keysborough Animal Shelter. While we were there we looked at lots of gorgeous kitties, all of which I wanted to scoop up and bring home. The prospect of me becoming a fully fledged cat woman is becoming less and less of a hilarious joke and more of a ridiculous reality!

FFS!

Why is it they take that stupid video capture half way through the middle of your youtube posting?
I always look like such a knob jockey! Damn you YOUTUBE! I’m going to start putting a nice photo of me in half way thru the post, just so the random picture will be a half decent one!

Carry on.

Vblog3

Because it’s late and I have to get up in the morning for a driving lesson, I thought I’d give you some exciting* videos of my weekend.

*Results not typical.

Let’s Hope This Isn’t My Dentist

Although, Steve Martin is ridiculously hot here…so it might not be all bad if he was my dentist!

Am leaving now. I’m terrified! Arghhhhh!

Pink

So I took a week off and I’m now feeling a fair bit better. On a scale of beige to red, I’d say I’m feeling pink.
Things that have made me feel better this week are;

-The Simpsons movie! I loved it, even if it was missing the infamous pop culture and political satire it’s renowned for.
-Talking to Teeds on the phone last night for an hour! Oh how I’ve missed her! It was so good to talk in person rather than trying to conduct a conversation via facebook.
-My Mums Birthday! Columbos Birthday!
-Futurama back on at 7pm weeknights!
-Finally getting the balls to make a dentist appointment. It’s tomorrow! Arghh! While the dentist isn’t exactly good news, it might make my teeth hurt less which is a good thing!

Wish me luck at the dentist tomorrow! Hopefully I won’t die!