Q and A with Prueby!
1) Single, Crushin’, Interested, or in a Relationship?
Hrmm, can I be all of the first 3? I’m single, very single. Still crushing on boys that have proven to be no good for me. Interested in one of those men, but it will never happen, for a plethora of reasons. Actually, I lie. There’s just one reason it will never happen. He’s a pussy.
2) Are you happy with where you are?
I’ve been in and out of unrequieted love for the last few years. Not so happy about that, but happy being single at the moment. I think I have a few things to work out before I can be the girlfriend I want to be to someone.
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
I fall like an old lady over a crack in the footpath. Hard and fast. Then an innocent bystander takes pity on me, and helps me to my feet.
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
A few.
When James and I broke up the first time. The second time was easy.
When I woke up one morning and realised that DW was never going to change.
When Mullet Adam told me he loved me and should never have left me.
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
Never. It’s not that hard to keep it in your pants. Developing feelings for someone else is something that can be unavoidable, but acting on it knowing full well you will hurt your partner is just bad form.
I mean please, I’m the horniest person I know, and I’ve never cheated on anyone.
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Never. Been there, done that. Was always suspicious, made me doubt my worth as a woman and a person. You can’t live that way.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Yeah, only one though. James and I talked about getting married a few times. We used to have this crazy idea that we’d get married at Albert Park Raceway, and Heinz Harold Frentzen could give me away. Whenever I think about that, it makes me laugh in that nostalgic, stare into the distance way. Good times.
Do you want children?
Absolutely. Although for the time being, I’m happy playing aunty to Annabelle.
9) How many?
Ask me after the first.
10) Would you consider adoption?
Absolutely. Although it’s not a particularly viable option when so few children are adopted out these days.
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool way to let you know would be?
Send me a mix tape? Write me a poem? Stand outside my house and play the banjo… that’d be cool.
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
Bah, Most of the time, I play hard to want!
13) Be honest, do you play the “game” when you are dating?
Fuck, I hate the game. If you like me, tell me. I’ll do the same. I hate that “If I call, I’ll seem to keen”, or “She sent me a text msg the next day, She wants to marry me!” bullshit.
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Absolutely. Sometimes you just know.
15) Are you romantic?
In a “I cut your sandwich into a heart shape to suprise you when you get to work” kinda way. But I’d also put in a regular sandwich, so his mates wouldn’t give him shit.
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
Ha. The more you try, the more they resist. Just let it be.
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object, where would it be?
Las Vegas baby! By an Elvis impersonater! Then hit the casino, play some Black Jack and head up to a suite for some wicked married sex!
18) Sex buddies - good or bad?
As long as everyone knows what the score is, they can be great.
19) Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
I generally give in, because I hate going to bed angry with someone. I apologise, even if I still think I’m right. I just remind myself not to sweat the small stuff.
20) Do you have feelings for someone right now, whether they know it or not?
Ha, he knows it, trust me.
21) Have you ever wished you could’ve had someone but you messed that up?
Yeah, once I was a psycho and pushed him for something he couldn’t give me. And the other, well yeah I messed it up because I wasn’t honest about how I felt.
22.) Have you broken a heart?
I doubt it! I don’t think anyones ever felt enough for me to let their heart be broken by me.
23.)What will happen if u come and find another person in bed with your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband?
I’d lose it. Big time. One time I came home to my ex boyfriend…we’d been broken up for 2 days at the time, and found that he’d been having sex on MY mattress. I almost tore the house apart, I was so angry, so god forbid if I’d actually caught them in the act. I kicked his car and called him a cunt, also. Hahaha, jeez I was mad.
24.) Would u ever fight somebody over ur significant other?
Yep. I’d totally take a bitch down. Haha, I’d cry afterwards, ofcourse! I’m still kinda girly!
25.)What would u say about your last ex?
He was/is a good egg…Most of the time! Love him dearly as a mate. We just weren’t suited to anything more.
I’m gonna miss those furry bastards