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Summer

Tonight, as Greg and I sat on the beach, smoking under the moonlight we talked about how this had been OUR Summer. You know, the kind of Summer that inspires creative types like novelists to set a coming of age story against? It will be the Summer I reminisce about when I’m crinkly and aged, recapturing for a brief moment what I considered my glory days.

I’ll think about how liberating it felt to go barefoot anywhere and everywhere. The way the pebbles in my driveway felt against my sand covered soles. The comfort of good friends by twilight. The way I got that twinge of “Suffer in your jocks” when I saw people looking for parking in my street, knowing that I only had to walk 2 houses down to enjoy what they had driven all this way for.

It felt so good. We were all so free. Free from the stresses of the 9 to 5. Free with our bodies, barely covered in a thin layer of stretched lycra. Free from the world. There was only us, the sand and the water. Nothing seems to worry you when you’re laying face down in the Sun, enjoying the sounds of the lapping water and children playing. And even at night, as the Sun would disappear behind an amber vale, there was only the stillness of the bay and us in our banana lounges. We’d marvel at how surreal it felt. Listening to Otis Redding, we could have been on a stretch of beach between Da Nang and Hoi An, 1969.

Then the dark would come, and we’d leave our gear on the sand. The liberation of Summer inspired a new hope in the goodness of strangers that we knew wouldn’t steal our belongings. We’d head inside for a breakfast, lunch and dinner meal of fish n chips, to be washed down with a can of ice cold Coke from the freezer. Then back we’d go. Armed with glow sticks. Neon pink, purple, green or yellow bracelets adorned our wrists, and we’d paddle out past the second sand bar to where the water was deep enough to reach our chests. Time would pass so quickly, pruning up our skin as we talked and splashed and laughed. Then just as we’d think about heading in, it was a given that I’d be bitten by some insane aquatic beast that never seemed to bite anyone else. I’d Hasslehoff run back to the shore, leaving the others to wander in while I struggled with the wind to light up a cigarette.

And it was beautiful. The strange bites, the cigarettes I couldn’t light, the cool breeze that swept onto the sand from the bay that made me shiver. I loved it all. We loved it all. And I will love it again in 20 years time when it is only a distant memory of my youth. Goodbye sweet Summer. It was a blast.

Aspendale Beach, 2006.

KeyPhrases that led people to my Blog

May 23rd, 2006 | 4 Comments | Posted in Amused, Geek Stuff, Picture Posts

And to think I almost wasn’t going to post an entry about that incident.

Fuck, I love stats. Just makes me realise there are people more fucked up than I am.

Wiggy goodness

Behold the awesomeness of the cotton wool lawyer type wig we made! Godbless you, THE WAREHOUSE!

So Cold, and It’s Not Even Winter

May 22nd, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Friends, Greg, Teeda

I haven’t been to bed before 5am once in the last 4 nights. God, I’m wrecked and my sleeping patterns are fucked. I had people over every night from Friday thru Monday nights.
Friday night we played Crainium til about 3, then Greg and I stayed up talking til about 7am. The prick woke me up at 11, but I can forgive him coz he brought me a coffee, which was much needed.
Saturday night Greg and I went out for dinner in Springvale. We ate so much it was insane, but everything was so tasty and good, and cheap like the budgie!

Sunday night was an absolute ball. I had a pissa of a time with Loz and Greg. We just grabbed pizza and watched TV and talked til about 5am. While we talked, Greg and I made this wig thing for Andrea. She is admitted to the roll of solicitors tomorrow, and so we made her one of those crazy looking sheep head wig things that all the Barristers wear. Who’d have thought a shower cap and a shit load of cotton wool could look so good!
We gave it to her tonight, and she loved it! In fact, she wore it nearly all night. Until I told her I couldn’t take her seriously while she was wearing it. I’ll post a pic of it tomorrow, but rest assured it’s fantastic in a crappy tack-o-rama kind of way!

Teeda got a new job! I’m so proud of her! I’m hoping we can catch up this week, and all go out for dinner to celebrate both Teeds’ new job and Andreas admission.

It’s 6am and I have to go to bed. I’m so tired. I’m going to be pissed off when I sleep all day and wake up at 3pm and realise I’m going to be awake til all hours of the morning again tomorrow. I’m so going to have to pull an all nighter at some point to even things up.

Renwa

May 21st, 2006 | 3 Comments | Posted in DW

For some reason tonight, I checked if the email addy I had for DW still worked. It doesn’t. I don’t know why I thought and check. I guess I just felt like saying Hey, and seeing what he’s up to now. Oh, and there’s that awkward issue of apologising for being such a intense stalkery wierdo bitch for like 2 years. I don’t know why I want to apologise, but something inside me just needs to say Sorry. I probably terrified the guy and I never meant to. I don’t know whether you’re supposed to contact ppl out of the blue to do things like this, but I don’t think it could hurt. Hell, he probably doesn’t even remember my name!
The fickle nature of the interwebs is dooming my search for an email for DW. Maybe it’s a sign.

Damn you to Hell Italics!

May 19th, 2006 | 4 Comments | Posted in Geek Stuff

What the fuck, why have all my previous posts on this page turned Italic??

The List - Ernie Sigley

May 19th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Rant, The LIST

I’ve always maintained that if I was able to remove one person from the face of the Earth, it would be this man.
Spend just half an hour listening to his arvo radio show on 3AW, and you’ll be sure to understand why.
He’s a trumped up old cunt with a bad haircut, that believes his fleeting moments of musical ‘glory’ give him licence to warble a tune on air whenever he feels like it.
Next time he starts up with a old time diddy, Dennis Walter should just shove his cock in his mouth to shut him up.

Neglectorinos

May 19th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Geek Stuff, The LIST

Every time I’ve sat down to write in my blog the last week, I’ve been so uninspired. I don’t want to fill this thing with a bullet list of things that take up my days. So instead, I’ve sat here for hours on end, sorting thru and catergorising all my posts from the last 3 and a half years. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I’ve written…Well, actually you would because you’ve probably read it! And some of the omissions I’ve made when it’s come to my emotions are attrocious! I always thought I didn’t censor myself in this thing, but turns out I have. Plenty of times. At the time it felt like the right thing to do, but in hindsight it makes me laugh. I’m not sure why I didn’t have the courage to just write what I actually thought. I’m sure it had something to do with other peoples feelings. Damn stupid humans with their emotions and feelings! *Raises tentacle, Kang Style* I think while I’m stuck for insight, I’ll share with you all, something that is very close to my heart. It’s called The List. Basically, it’s List you never want to be put on. It actually hangs on a corkboard in my bedroom and contains the names of people that should be put to a firey horrible death. I know that’s bad form to wish it upon them, but these fuckers get me snarky beyond belief. Feel free to submit your own arseclowns* to be added to the list.

*Submissions referrencing myself will be excluded. Thanks for the compliment though.