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Things I should do

May 31st, 2004 | No Comments | Posted in Just Stuff

I had the worst nites sleep last nite. Damn Teedas insomnia must be catching!!
It’s late now, so I should head to bed.
Things to do this week-
Save some money!!
Go shopping and return the damn Jacket!!!
Buy a pair of trackie dacks coz be screwed if I can find any here
Organise what to do while I am in Carlton on Friday
Call Chisolm Tafe about some courses
Figure out whether I’d be better working for the next 6 months, and focussing on that, or whether I’m better trying to combine that and study.
MUST FIND CAR!!!!!

That is all
Prue

Men in the Life Of

May 31st, 2004 | No Comments | Posted in Love, Nostalgic, Random Facts, Stuff About Me

I often bitch and moan about the men I’ve dated in the last few years, but I must admit I have realised that I’ve learnt quite alot from each of them respectively.

Boyfriend 1 “A” taught me that if a guy cheats on you once, he will always do it again. A life lesson that I trust will serve me well. He also taught me how to fill out Centrelink claim forms hahaha. As you can see, a real top notch character.

Boyfriend 2 “W” taught me never to date a red head. Hahaha there’s nothing more unappealing than Ginger pubes! He also taught me that if your partners sex drive doesn’t match your own, you’re proverbially, rooted. I also turned into a bit of a psycho when this one dumped me. Sent back a cd I had borrowed, smashed to pieces. Hahaha I was young and angry!

Boyfriend 3 “N” taught me that if ppl call you’re boyfriend “Shifty”, it’s prolly for a good reason. Hahaha…He was a classic bloke. Incredibly dodgy but I suspect that was part of his charm at the time. I’d never been out with a bad boy before, and well, he was a good introduction. Although, he was a credible bad boy, he was also a good guy at heart I think…During my exams during my second attempt at Year 12, he bought me atleast 300 dollars worth of study guides to help me. Probably the nicest thing a guy ever did for me.

Boyfriend 4 “J” taught me lots of things over our 2 year stint. Good people exist. The amount of sex you have really does reflect the state of the relationship. 3somes with someone you love are a bad idea. Some good friends will always help you, no matter how shit you’ve been to em. Short hair looks good on a balding bloke. Formula one is an athletic, great sport, not just a group of noisy cars going around and around. An Alfa Romeo Spyder is a beautiful automobile.

Boyfriend 5 “DW”. Ahhh, of all of them, the shortest relationship but the longest lasting lessons. Never buy a glass, always buy the bottle. They call it the Apple Isle not because it looks like an Apple on a map. Futurama is possibly the geekiest cartoon ever, and I love it. If you sleep under a sheet, then you don’t have to change the doona cover as often. I never realised how beautiful scars could be on another persons body, til I saw his.
The most heartfelt lessons too. Taught me to let go. Taught me to let down my guard to find love. Taught me that you shouldn’t do anything that doesn’t set your heart on fire. Taught me that being in love felt different to what I thought it had felt.

Boyfriend 6 “Jthe2nd”. He taught me that I wasn’t alone with my Anxiety. Other normal people suffer from it as well. He taught me I need to stop holding on to things so tightly, because I always break them. He taught me to love “Family Guy”. He taught me to be careful who I trust with my heart. He taught me I deserve more. He taught me distance. He taught me to follow my gut instinct if I think somethings wrong. Taught me that “time apart” can never eventuate into anything good, hahaha.

About Me part 47

May 30th, 2004 | No Comments | Posted in Random Facts, Stuff About Me

astrological sign:
Capricorn

siblings names and something you feel about each:
I’m an only child

regardless of size or circumstance, an animal you would like to own as a pet:
I have this dreamy idea to buy a Wiemeraner and name him “Stuff” and a Sausage dog and call him “Hot”

favourite perfume/cologne to wear:
J’Adore or Angel

a lie you often tell yourself:
“No one will notice…[that zit, that I haven’t msged back, that I haven’t washed my hair, etc etc]

describe what you think happens after you die:
Someone has to fork out a stack for an overpriced funeral

a cause you have, or would like to, volunteer your time for:
Lookin after a kiddo on the weekend who has a sick brother or sister

character or physical trait you inherited from your mother:
My anxious nature

three traits you look for in a friend:
can make me laugh, can laugh at self, can laugh at others

three words that describe how you think others view you:
overbearing, emotional, funny

a food you especially like/dislike:
LIKE: Satay Chicken
DISLIKE: Anything fishy

do you like to cook and do you have a specialty:
Love to…And I’d like to claim my Peppercorn sauce as my speciality, but last time I made it, I gave everyone the runs

three inventions you consider to be ingenius:
cd players, email and the colonels secret herbs and spices

if you had the talent and/or opportunity you would love to:
Have my ranty letter published in the newspaper….OH Wait! They did! Last Tuesday! (Herald Sun)

the emotion you seem to experience the most:
unrequieted love

when you were a child, what is one thing you strongly believed in:
I honestly believed I was adopted….turns out I wasn’t.

sweet or sour:
What about savoury? That’s my favourite!

a natural disaster you have lived through/experienced:
My first boyfriend!

using your first and last name initials write five words that begin with each initial:
P- Pen, Penis, Photo, Play-do, Puppies
J- Jerk, Jive, Jiggidyjig, Jig, JumpinCastle

when you really want to get to know someone, you say or ask:
I ask them what they’re greatest fear is

a place you have always wanted to be intimate at:
Forest

if you could change any one thing about the world:
I’d give America a sense of humility, so they’d realise they aren’t the rulers of the universe

your current philosophy described in three words, would be:
Live On Fire

place of birth and one random fact about the place:
Mordialloc, Victoria. Ummm It’s beachy

three words to describe your grandparents:
crazy old people

a flower you would like to grow in your garden/a garden:
Gerberas

a drink you often order:
Pepsi

describe your typical form of transportation:
My folks volvo lol

ever killed anyone in your thoughts:
hahaha yes!

describe god:
Reverse of dog

personal freedom you feel most strongly about:
Same sex marriage

character or physical traits you inherited from your father:
being a fatty boomba hahaha

friend you miss the most:
So many

three words you would use to describe your ideal self:
Happy, Loved, Well

do you exercise regularly:
Walking to Parkmore for smokes doesn’t count does it?

your three favorite childhood toys or game:
Monkey (which suprisingly was a stuffed monkey that went everywhere), Etch-a-Sketch, and my insane collection of Barbies, each with a different limb chewed off or missing

something you wish you could learn with the snap of your fingers:
How to knit

the predominant emotion you have experienced lately:
Mostly happy with some annoyance, frustration thrown in for good measure

open or closed:
Open

a plan or project you worry may fail:
The study/work combo

something that has been on your mind lately:
study, work, getting a car

in most social situations you tend to introduce yourself, or wait for others to introduce themselves to you:
I’m out there goin “Hey, I’m Prue….what’s happenin? Where’s the soft drink?”

an erogenous zone:
nipples

if you had a plane ticket to anywhere in the world you would visit:
san francisco

two things you did today:
had dinner with teeds and jimbo
watched too much motorsport

My Personality Type Meme

May 27th, 2004 | No Comments | Posted in Random Facts

Extroverted (E) 61.54% Introverted (I) 38.46%
Imaginative (N) 58.97% Realistic (S) 41.03%
Emotional (F) 69.7% Intellectual (T) 30.3%
Easygoing (P) 62.5% Organized (J) 37.5%

Your type is: ENFP

You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director

Thankyou Gay Karl

May 25th, 2004 | No Comments | Posted in Amused, Sick

Hurrah, for I have sucessfully counteracted the effects of Tonsilitis once again! I felt the dolly parton sized swelling in my throat the nite before last, so yesterday morning I headed to the docs first thing for a Penacillan shot. Would you believe, it actually worked? I got some antibiodics today, just to make sure it keeps its distance, but basically I feel pretty good! Well, my throat feels good anyway. As for the rest of my face, I’m as ugly as the 2 step sisters in Cinderella, sans the petticoats. I have these 3 insanely huge and atrociously bad pimples on my face. For a chick who never used to get zits, I’m certainly making up for lost time. I swear to god, this one on my cheek is going to be bigger than my freakin nose!
I was feeling so lethargic and so ugly that today, I actually ventured out of the house without a bra. Now, that really is sad.
The one thing that made my day, was when I went into the hairdressing store to get some supplies, and the guy flirted with me, even though I looked hideous. It was good for the self esteem, even though he was well over forty, possibly gay and looked like a grey version of Karl from the Simpsons. Bless him for being so kind lol.

Queer Messages

May 20th, 2004 | 3 Comments | Posted in Crush of the Week, Just Stuff

ahoy punters,
So it’s been a while since my last post, and well, I guess that’s coz nothing of true value has actually taken place.
Last week I had the shits with my old man, big time! But for some reason, he’s become really nice…and no, there’s no chance he saw the post I wrote. I swear he’s got two personalities. He even asked me to help him bake? What’s goin on there?
The cosy romantic date with Gords that was on for Monday was cancelled coz he had a throat infection. He offered to move it to Tuesday, but for some reason reneged on the deal, claming logistics. I don’t know what the deal is there. He’s said yes, he has time for me, he thinks I’m “sexy, funny, compassionate” and he’s keen. But even though that’s what he’s said, I’m not getting that vibe. I get a kinda “keeping my distance” kinda vibe. But hey, I’ve been known to be wrong before. Let’s hope I am. I, like most women, always jump to conclusions. We take one small piece of information and create a whole dillenma from one crumb. Well, actually, maybe that’s just me who does that. I don’t want to tar all women with the same brush.
Speaking of women being tarred with brushes, I saw two birds tonight, at Karaoke, who had been beaten with an ugly stick. Dear god, who let the dogs out!? I’m not a fussy person when it comes to looks, but schweet jesus these birds were poxy. And poxy lookin dykes too! There’s way too much ugly in that relationship. And plus, the bird flogged one of my smokes. I hate having a pack of smokes in front of you, and you’ve got like 2 in there, and someone asks for a smoke. I always end up getting sucked into saying “yeah sure, have one”. I even told her they were Menthol and she still wanted one!! Normally, telling someone that, makes them back away….very very quickly.
I got my information about studying Professional Writing at Holmesglen today, but the subjects on offer are shitful. There’s 3 and they’re all really dodgy subjects. I will have to see what the CAE and Chisolm have on offer for mid semester starts.

Yesterday I sent a ranty letter to the Herald Sun TV Guide people. It was in response to 2 letters they published in the “Your View” column. These two letters must have been mailed by absolute drop kicks. One guy had a problem with 2 guys dancing on “Strictly Dancing” which is screened on the ABC. He said it “sends the wrong message to viewers”. What a tool! The only wrong message that is being sent is that Dancing done by individuals caked in ‘Natural Glow’ should not be a televised sport! I said something to that affect. I’m not sure if it will be published, but jeez his letter made me pissed. Oh and some other loser complained because they advertised “Queer Eye” during the Saturday Evening footy. He said it wasn’t appropriate for his children aged 5 and 8 to see. If his kids are offended by well dressed men with good hair cuts, then let’s hope they live in Doveton!

On my last date with Gords I bought this great great great bracelet. I never buy jewellery but this was an exception! It’s this bamboo bracelet, but it’s made of Rune Stones. Oh I love it! If this damn scanner worked, or even my digital camera (which i must remember to retrieve from storage), I would take a pic. But it’s cute as a bugs ear!

I’m down to 2 cigerettes. Oh, I’m going to be so bitter and remorseful when I smoke the last one, knowing full well I gave my last smoke away. Don’t ya hate that?!

Mmmmm mentholy fresh.

Can’t get this “every rose has it’s thorn” by Poison out of my head.
I think I’ll go and have to put on some early nineties tunes to clear my mind.

Hooroo

My Old Man

May 13th, 2004 | 1 Comment | Posted in Parents, Rant

There are times when I hate living here. My old man is a prick. I don’t know how many other peoples fathers would call them a “fucking bitch”, “Fucking slut” etc etc
I really don’t like him.
I just get so fucking tired of it. He is an arsehole! Whenever mum cracks it at him, for lying around on his fat arse all day doing nothing, he deflects it onto me. Well, fuck me…I’ve actually got something wrong with me! If i could fucking work, don’t you think I would? Oh yeah, coz i like having fuck all money, and having my friends think I’m a fucking time wasting, tax absorbing fucking derro.
I really hate the life I exist in. Coz that’s all i do, exist. I want the life that I was destined to have so badly. I want a real job, and a place of my own again, and a boyfriend who cares and wants to be with me.
I wish i could put this more eloquently but alas, i’m feeling really pissed off and I really can’t be fucked with grammar and making this sound less ranty and more intellegent than it actually is.

Keysy Characters

May 11th, 2004 | 1 Comment | Posted in Amused

Prue says:
I used to work at kmart as a photo lab chick… So there’s very few locals I can’t identify lol
Prue says:
Panda man, fat cowboy, thin cowboy, fat dyke twin sisters….I know all of parkmores characters
Prue says:
ALthough fat cowboy really needs a new name, coz he lost some weight. But there is already a thin cowboy…. Average build cowboy doesn’t have the same ring to it though?