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Teething Problems

So I went to the Dentist the other day to finally arrange having my top 2 Wisdom teeth out. I was really worried and anxious about what the Dentist would be like…Most I’ve seen have been terrible. But this guy was lovely! He reminded me of Hector Alezondo… you know the guy from Pretty Woman and Chicago Hope? The mere fact he looked like someone I like put me at ease instantly. He told me he’d be able to take them out in 30 mins! Could you believe it? I told him he’d want to do a good job of it, because the last Dentist I saw ended up on THE LIST. He laughed and told me he’d use plenty of Anesthetic to make sure he doesn’t end up on THE LIST. So now that that is sorted and I have an appointment to have my teeth out, I’m feeling much more relieved. 19th June…. c’mon June!

Speaking of the 19th of June, that’s the last day of my Lease here. I told you my Landlord gave me a notice to vacate yes? What a cunt. But then again, it’s totally for the best coz this house is falling apart and my Lanlord is an absolute arsehole. Although, looking for a house at the moment is a nightmare. Seriously, a total nightmare. We applied for a place last week in Parkdale… we were the first ones in with an application… we gave them a folder that had everyones payslips and references in it, and still we didn’t get the house. They gave it to the couple with the baby on the way. Fuck couples in the arse! They are the bane of my existence at the moment. They are thwarting every chance we have at finding a place to live.
The pressure to find somewhere to live is mounting. The fact that Nate isn’t paying the rent here certainly isn’t helping matters! I’m in constant fear of falling 14 days behind in the rent and having them evict us even earlier than June. So yes, as you can tell, the housing issue is definitely a big stress for me right now.

The other day a guy I know told me that I was a spectacular woman and that any man would be lucky to snag me. It totally made my day. It was really sweet to hear someone say that.

In other news, I am ridiculously horny and need to get back on the horse soon. 12 months is a long time my friends. I think I’ve missed kissing more than anything to be honest…oh and spooning. Can’t forget spooning.

Any and all donations of AA Batteries and/or housing gladly accepted.

The List - Ernie Sigley

I’ve always maintained that if I was able to remove one person from the face of the Earth, it would be this man.
Spend just half an hour listening to his arvo radio show on 3AW, and you’ll be sure to understand why.
He’s a trumped up old cunt with a bad haircut, that believes his fleeting moments of musical ‘glory’ give him licence to warble a tune on air whenever he feels like it.
Next time he starts up with a old time diddy, Dennis Walter should just shove his cock in his mouth to shut him up.

Neglectorinos

Every time I’ve sat down to write in my blog the last week, I’ve been so uninspired. I don’t want to fill this thing with a bullet list of things that take up my days. So instead, I’ve sat here for hours on end, sorting thru and catergorising all my posts from the last 3 and a half years. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I’ve written…Well, actually you would because you’ve probably read it! And some of the omissions I’ve made when it’s come to my emotions are attrocious! I always thought I didn’t censor myself in this thing, but turns out I have. Plenty of times. At the time it felt like the right thing to do, but in hindsight it makes me laugh. I’m not sure why I didn’t have the courage to just write what I actually thought. I’m sure it had something to do with other peoples feelings. Damn stupid humans with their emotions and feelings! *Raises tentacle, Kang Style* I think while I’m stuck for insight, I’ll share with you all, something that is very close to my heart. It’s called The List. Basically, it’s List you never want to be put on. It actually hangs on a corkboard in my bedroom and contains the names of people that should be put to a firey horrible death. I know that’s bad form to wish it upon them, but these fuckers get me snarky beyond belief. Feel free to submit your own arseclowns* to be added to the list.

*Submissions referrencing myself will be excluded. Thanks for the compliment though.